Score: 3

"Everything's spinning..."

submission: .UnKnown.

date: April 14, 2007

Where do I begin...

Well, first off, it wasn't bad, in a sense that, I've seen a whole lot worse. The graphics were OK, but could have been a lot better. The song could easily have been replaced with The knee bone's connected to the so-and-so.

I blamed it, but that is only because I have really high standards. If you keep it up, you could earn some respect and whatnot. But hey, the great things about animation robots is that you control how they move and what they do. Not like silly humans. What with their bones, muscles, and joints. Damn cranky humans...

Personally, I think it would have been a whole lot better if the robot looked more sinister. Sinisterer.

Score: 2

"I like the song"

submission: The Ebay Song

date: April 15, 2006

The video, not so much. I mean, it just felt like I was looking up the lyrics. A lot of thought put into this?

Score: 1

"Way to tuin Mario"

submission: Ghost of you (MV)

date: April 15, 2006

You get a ten for making Mario look totally cornbread. Fact is, time and time again Mario went after Peach. Therefore, he would lie and wait forever... Wait, not even. He would get off his fat lazy plummer ass and go find her. This song has no relation to Mario. Change the song to something like... the Mario theme.

Score: 8

"Wow."

submission: Salad Fingers Episode 7

date: February 5, 2006

Saladfingers in a dress is hot.

Score: 4

"It was funny."

submission: Drugs And Terrorism

date: January 10, 2006

I liked the jokes, and the art was pretty cool, but here's my grief.

You just used a clip from a comedian. I mean, you didn't really write anything. You just had a character stand there as if he were the comedian, and a couple things float on screen to enhance a joke.

Now, if you are just going to go off on me about how I have no submissions, save your time. I know I have none, and that won't prove how great you are, or how much better you are than me. I give you props for submitting a funny animation. All I am saying, is I want to see you make something of your own. Your own jokes, or story.

Ps. Who was that comedian?

Score: 2

"Hmm."

submission: Bahamon Tutorial-Buttons

date: January 10, 2006

Well.

I try to give people who make tutorials a good wrap. They are usign their time to help other Flashers.

But now adays, it is hard to make a good tutorial.

All you reall did was show what scripts to use. There was no artistic nature to it at all.

It was boring, is what I am trying to say.

Add some sound. A song, or a little guy saying what's on the screen.

And get more indepth with it. Give reasoning behing the scripts, and why that script does what.

Just trying to help keep your viewers interested, and want to come back when they need the help.

Score: 5

"w0rd"

submission: Finding Nemo - In Prison

date: January 10, 2006

heh.

That was pretty good.

I like the clever transfer to aquatic drug use and slang.

The modeling was pretty good too.

Score: 4

"You have potential."

submission: the skate movie

date: January 10, 2006

You're pretty good at making the figures move like actual people.

I think if you keep going at this pace, you will soon be a star!

Score: 1

"The BEST of?"

submission: Sonic Epoch: Best of vol1

date: December 15, 2005

If that was the best of this shit, I don't want to see the worst.

Ok, let's see.

Fucking a hamburger is not funny! Esspecially when it goes on so long... and such detailed graphics.

I almost stopped watching there, but I decided to give it another chance.

I regret it.

This review would have been a lot shorter. But now you must feel my wrath!

uh....

So, the art in some of it was decent. Almost shit. It is on the line of shit and decent. The voices sucked too.

Over all, I think you gave Sonic a bad name.

No.

I can't say that, because there are a LOT of sick fuck-os out there, doing sick shit with hedgehogs. The world is going to hell.

NEWGROUNDS WILL BE THE END OF THE EARTH!

Why do people suck...

You: you suck fag!!1!

Me: No, your immature, and are a shitty artist and story teller!

You: wut pees of shit animtins do u hav up?

Me: None, because I don't waste my time with POS cartoons like yours...

Oh... Uh... Sorry.

Score: 5

"Mixed feelings."

submission: Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie

date: December 15, 2005

At first, I was like... Oh great, another shitty Halo movie...
But hm... I don't know what to think about it. I didn't blam it, so there.

Some of the art was really good. I like how you did certain things... Like the lightning bolt, and other effects.

I hated the stupid tween walking you did with some of the characters.

I laughed at some points. Like when the kids and thing combined.

The story was half way decent, but omg HOMERUN. I now hate that saying. If someone says homerun to me, I am going to homerun their face... Tha's a bad thing...

I suppose this is worthy enough to stay on NG, so... Keep up the good work, just don't make anymore Halo movies. Bah... Make them. I am just biased, because HALO SUCKS!

Heh.